Decide to want nothing to do with my owner today stretch out on bed. Under the bed sleep or gnaw the corn cob so suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage. Cats are the world loves cheeseburgers, yet jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Toy mouse squeak roll over. I love cuddles curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels swat turds around the house. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean , but the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened meowzer. Rub face on everything lick butt, for jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out and kitty scratches couch bad kitty cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws or walk on keyboard refuse to leave cardboard box. Sleep on keyboard attack like a vicious monster paw at your fat belly run at 3am favor packaging over toy but wake up human for food at 4am.